Hi there – Thanks for stopping by…
I answer emails once a day, which is why I love the telling-bone (Catweazel speak for the telephone).
You can call or text me between 9am and 5pm Monday to Friday:
If you have a question, concern or suggestion I’d love to hear from you. Please email me:
Bear in mind that I am a one-man operation, and don’t have the resources for a customer service team, PA or other corporate shenanigans.
So please be patient while I work through the list of previous emails. I will get to yours, just not as fast as a million-pound corporation might.
I’m also often on the road without internet access.
I don’t bite. However, I might be a bit gruff when first answering the call, but that’s because I get a lot of cold-callers trying to sell me rubbish I don’t need.
So forgive me if you initially get the equivalent of a grumpy, growly Pooh bear. I do soften up as soon as I realise there’s a lovely plant-interested human at the end of the line. No really, I do.
So that all being said and done, and if you’re quaking in your shoes about calling me, feel free to drop me an email.
I look forward to hearing from you.